Turn the radio OFF!!

So last night as I was riding in the colectivo, where I spend about an hour of my life everyday, I was actually paying attention to the radio. Bad move...I should have sat in the back seat!
I was having a very hard time not laughing while the driver drummed his fingers to some seriously OLD songs! They were of course in English and the chorus of one of the songs goes like this: (Yes sadly I remember this!! SORRY!) "When a girl changes from bobby socks to stockings then she's old enough to give her heart away." What the hell are bobby socks?? And of course the song that came us just as we were pulling up to my stop was none other then, "Going to the chapel and we're gonna get maaaried" Kind of weird!! ALso the itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini song was on somewhere in there too! I have never actually heard that whole song, its so lame, if she doesn't want anyone to see her in her itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini, then why did she even buy it?!?!
I don't understand why people listen to songs that they can't understand. That would be one of the biggest reasons that I don't like listening to anything in Spanish. I don't know what they are talking about. So, I stick to my ipod which seriously needs an update! And listen to songs in English that do not include songs about bobby socks, bikinis, and going to the chapel!