Um.....

Last night my husband and I were playing WWE in our bed. This can be dangerous because our bed is very old, very creaky, and we have been know to break it. Anyways, he started it. He stopped while holding my ankle and trying to pinch me in the thigh skin where it really really hurts. Then he started laughing. Lucky for me he didn't pinch me because I have been known to knee him in the nose and other places after he pinches me in the thigh skin. I was kind of confused, usually I have to fake that I am laying on my arm wrong to get him to stop and let me readjust before he continues. He held my ankle up and said, "Look at this hair!!! Its like 3 centimeters long!" then he said, "Oh my god, don't you ever shave anymore?!"
Then I took the opportunity to "accidentally" kick him in the other places. I asked him (in a very angry voice), "How do you expected me to shave my legs when I have to take an almost caveman shower?"
Then he said, "You can't shave when you take a caveman shower??"
Me: "Your face 8 billion less square inches than my legs and you don't shave your face when we you take a caveman shower!"
Ro: "I don't shave in the shower."
Me: "Well I do!!!"
Ro: "Can't you just shave without water?"
Me: "Can't you?"
Ro: "Yeah, but it hurts and leaves red bumps"
Me: "And what do you think it does to me!?"
Ro: "Okay, okay, I'll buy gas tomorrow."

The moral of the story is, I no longer have hairy legs, but Ro still has a hairy face. Its not like I don't shave just because I don't feel like it.... like some people.....