Please keep yourself out of the hair dye aisle when you feel a sudden need to change. Results: box of hair dye the exact same color as my hair....
Do not chew gum after working 10:30pm to 7am, especially in St. Could where people in a hurry seem to think everyone else should slam on the brakes just cuz they want to get in the street. Result: gum in the crotch of my jeans.
Do not eat candy bars in your car with the heat on high wearing large deerskin mittens. Result: khakis that make you look like you shat yourself. (Thank goodness I was on my way home.)
Do not daydream while working with a box cutter. Result: so many cuts and scratches on your arms that people think you are doing it on purpose.
When getting out of your car stand up before you start walking. Result: muddy butt and hands.
Do not assume you know the day or time. When asked either of these questions while walking by do not reply with, " I don't know I just got here." Result: strange guy you don't know looking at you even stranger!
Fun day of doing laundry.......
1 comment:
Good to know I'm not the only one who does these things :)
Post a Comment